8

never presume to question the god of ampism

ah, okay.  yeah, that answers that.

9
any who do not promptly say "hail ampism!" when the god of Ampism or the prophet thereof speaks fine truth shall be scorned.

10
No, I don't have a gun.

why are we referring to guns a lot lately?  obviously i could find out very easily (what with my omnipotence, omniscience and omnipresence), but i feel it more sociable to ask. 

11

It is not necessary to know what an altered dominant 7 tritone sub is.  But it helps (ask the prophet).

But it helps

hehehehe

why are we referring to guns a lot lately?

entheon was poking fun at me b/c i was trying to easy the pain of someone who asked a question that entheon was sort of ready to pounce on.  i was trying to take a low-pain approach for the initial thread starter, and entheon alluded to the fact that i was trying to be peaceful, ie, i wasn't holding a gun.

but to clarify...

No, I don't have a gun.

10 and a half
but i have a long poking stick.  everyone should.

10 and 3/4

... but not at band practises!

hahaha

Thy Lord mud is thy God

Thy Prophet entheon is thy forum's equivalent to Thy Lord God mud

randomdave shall be condemned to hell - otherwise known as the development version of the site where everything is broken - unless he should repent for his heretical ways

rule number infinity) thy shalt not interpret the words of the Prophet for others but only for thine self!!!

rule number infinity times infinity) all rules are true and the next rule is false

rule number infinty times infinity plus 1) all rules are false and the previous rule is true

hail ampism!!   

i repent of my evil ways.  i was misguided and ask that his worshipfulness and his holy prophet forgive me for my selfish ways ... 

HAIL BANDAMP

LOL!!!

you are forgiven my brother... go now and be merry... Thy Lord God mud and his Prophet bid you Good Band Amplification and a competent Sound Man...

i have been redeemed of my sins and shall have eternal life in the great rock concert in the sky! 

All hail ampism

hey, that sounds like a plan to me    sounds like a blast.

12 - when all else fails, make the font bigger.
13 - you have to be black to sell the abc's.
14 - making out is fun.
15 - "Maybe you could learn a lot with me, if you weren't so full of knowledge."

i mean absolutely no racist joke when i write rule 13, it just came out of a funny conversation.. something as follows:

me: you know, if I made a song about the abc's, nobody would buy it b/c it would be crap.

friend: hm.  it's because you're not black.

me: well shoot.  that sucks.

friend: yeah, last i heard, you have to be black to sell the abc's.

What is that quote from, TLS?

16

Those who speak of racism and politics will be beheaded. (Don't worry TLS, your previous posts fall under the "grandfather clause")