"Anybody who's anybody's up in herrrre..."

Okay, so this is how this works...

entheon is our prophet.   He speaks truth.  Listen and convert to the Church's ways (from here on out, known as Ampism)

Anyway, from here on out, all posts on this thread should conform to the following template...

these rules shall be known as the Book of Bandamp.

Disclaimer: In no way does this thread imply (or should imply) that such a book by the name of the "Book of Bandamp" should be added to any addition book of scripture held on this earth.  It is a book all it's own with no ties to the currently existing churches today.  Anybody who gets their feelings hurt should suck it up and figure out how to one-up those that torment them.

This is a free-posting thread, so if you have a rule that you wish to add to Ampism, go ahead and make it known.

Any member that does not conform to any rule that is so listed in The Book of Bandamp shall be thouroughly excommunicated from the Church.  Our prophet will not be mocked

it's a game.  have fun.

I shall begin the Book.

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(The "You Suck" Measuring Tape)

any artist that deserves a rating on a song less than 40% probably shouldn't have even posted in the first place.

I can't read the disclaimer, or is that the point, duh?

copy and paste it somewhere   it's not all that funny anyway, but it's intentionally too small

Well...I obviously tried that. Which brings me to rule:

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No being "funny" on BandAmp. This is a serious non-profit organization.

I feel the need for my own disclaimer, but...

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My opinion's more important than anyone else's

This is the most important rule ... in the church of BandAMP I AM GOD

oo.. dag, yo.

be careful that you are not blasphemous of entheon! haha.

i mean.  i'm not being funny.  what are you talking about?

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anyone caught displaying public blasphemies against entheon, said prophet of Ampism, should be shot with stapleguns, unless, you happen to be the God of Ampism, randomdave.

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Jocks and all others on the lunatic athletic fringe will not be tolerated. Music demands sloth.

Rule 5 (Howlin Wolf) Aint nuthin but a party

All things musical have their place and so all things musical will be tolerated... except, of course, for country and western which is the work of the anti-amp

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All things musical have their place and so all things musical will be tolerated... except, of course, for country and western which is the work of the anti-Ampism

there we go.  now it's official.

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anyone's 100th post will be considered holy, and be celebrated by a ritual sing-song around a camp fire ...

so you guys had better start singing since this is by 100th!! 

lol  But not a country song. Maybe something like Queen

yeah - "we are the champians!"

wait wait wait..

anyone's 100th post will be considered holy, and be celebrated by a ritual sing-song around a camp fire ...

the 100th POST, or the 100th rule?    i assume "post" since that's what the God of Ampism said, and i don't in any way mean to question his voice, but.. still.