I think the German men should get together to make it law to remove all standard toilets with urinals . Could you imagine what it would look like to see a female having to stick their bot in a urinal to have a piss. now that what I call Taking the piss LOL

God had nearly finished making Man and Woman, and just had two final gifts in his bag to give out. 
He reached in to the bag and pulled out a gift, looked at it and said "Well, who want to have the ability to pee standing up?"

Adam could barely contain his excitement.  He said "me God, oh me God.  Please, please can I have the gift of standing up to pee.  That would be just so great!  I'd be able to pee in any situation; up against trees, and in bushes; I could see how high I could get the stream, and I could write my name in the snow with my pee too.  Oh, please Lord, let me have the ability to pee standing up!!!"

God was moved by Adam's enthusiasm, and said "Adam, I can see how much you want to be able to pee standing up, so I gladly give this gift to you."

"Now Eve," said God, "What do we have as the last gift in the bag?"

So God took out the last gift and said

"Ah, multiple orgasms!!!"