Is this guy spam? I mean...I'm pretty sure he is.

I think he's the guy we all waited for.
The saviour of one-word-posts.
If we haven't him, we had another one.
Or is it her? I had to switch the gender now
I think she's the girl we all waited for.
She's pretty shy to type two-word-posts
Like me... I am shy to judge about one-word-posters...
Welcome cellphonebooster !

All hail cellphonebooster .... may your cellphone be boosted .... for eternity !

The creator of the most zen comment in internet history .... we are enlightened by your presence !