Great Christmas Cake Recipe! |
Thought I would share this recipe with all my good friends here on Bandamp!
Great Christmas Cake Recipe PROBABLY THE BEST YOU HAVE EVER HAD!
Christmas Cake
Ingredients:
Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try
another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 eggs
and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried
druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt... Or shumething. Check the tequila. Now
shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon
of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, finish the tequila
and wipe counter with the cat.
Bingle Jells!
Great Christmas Cake Recipe PROBABLY THE BEST YOU HAVE EVER HAD!
Christmas Cake
Ingredients:
- 2 cups flour
- 1 stick butter
- 1 cup of water
- 1 tsp baking soda
- 1 cup of sugar
- 1 tsp salt
- 1 cup of brown sugar
- Lemon juice
- 4 large eggs
- Nuts
- 1 bottle tequila
- 2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try
another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 eggs
and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried
druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt... Or shumething. Check the tequila. Now
shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon
of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, finish the tequila
and wipe counter with the cat.
Bingle Jells!
lol great recipe i tried it myself
cake is shit....
But I loved to work down the recipe
But I loved to work down the recipe
Jim nice one dude, I just love your sence of humour, you crack me up!!!
"Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried
druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity."
Have you ever tried to put your humour into music, or on the lines of ZAPPA, that would be way cool.
Yes the quality of the Tequila must be good...... keep testing.
Cheers
Denis
"Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried
druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity."
Have you ever tried to put your humour into music, or on the lines of ZAPPA, that would be way cool.
Yes the quality of the Tequila must be good...... keep testing.
Cheers
Denis
That letter is nice... HA LOL
like the recipie made it 4 times tonight already but it isnt exactly legal for me...
true that breakfastattack
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