#1December 16th, 2008 · 06:56 PM
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Great Christmas Cake Recipe!
Thought I would share this recipe with all my good friends here on Bandamp!

Great Christmas Cake Recipe PROBABLY THE BEST YOU HAVE EVER HAD!


Christmas Cake


Ingredients:


  • 2 cups flour

  • 1 stick butter

  • 1 cup of water

  • 1 tsp baking soda

  • 1 cup of sugar

  • 1 tsp salt

  • 1 cup of brown sugar

  • Lemon juice

  • 4 large eggs

  • Nuts

  • 1 bottle tequila

  • 2 cups of dried fruit


Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the

tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level

cup and drink. Repeat.


Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy

bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.


At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try

another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 eggs

and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.


Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried

druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.


Next, sift two cups of salt... Or shumething. Check the tequila. Now

shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon

of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find.


Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall

over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, finish the tequila

and wipe counter with the cat.


Bingle Jells!
#2December 16th, 2008 · 09:19 PM
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United States of America
now whaddya shay we go to da beach and shoot some clams..........
#3December 16th, 2008 · 11:15 PM
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Canada
lol great recipe i tried it myself
#4December 17th, 2008 · 03:36 AM
188 threads / 27 songs
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Germany
cake is shit....

But I loved to work down the recipe
#5December 17th, 2008 · 01:08 PM
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United Kingdom
Jim nice one dude, I just love your sence of humour, you crack me up!!!

"Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried

druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity."


Have you ever tried to put your humour into music, or on the lines of ZAPPA, that would be way cool.

Yes the quality of the Tequila must be good...... keep testing.

Cheers

Denis
#6December 17th, 2008 · 03:09 PM
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4,344 posts
United Kingdom
Excellent ....... recipe , well the description of it any way. Laughed my socks off , cheers 
Zappa.....JimK.....JimK......Zappa......yeaaa! I see that 

This reminded me so much of something very similar :

#7December 17th, 2008 · 04:09 PM
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2,825 posts
Germany
That letter is nice... HA LOL
#8December 17th, 2008 · 06:26 PM
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United States of America
like the recipie made it 4 times tonight already but it isnt exactly legal for me...
#9December 18th, 2008 · 03:09 AM
181 threads / 54 songs
1,930 posts
Canada
true that breakfastattack
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