You know Hippos
Just wanted to fit in
But they ended up at the table
Yeah the table with the platypi
Even though they don't see eye to eye
On music and other things

They don't complain
They don't complain
Because that would be too rude
It's all the same
It's all the same
If you have that attitude

Take me home
To that little cabana studio
Where the platypi lounge
And drink cocktails with messed up names
They like them because the drinks
Are weird like them

They don't complain
They don't complain
Because the drinks feel the same
They wax
They wane
They're your lover's bane
Because they're packin' heat
To be so neat
In this odd world
In this, our wold
Today
Today
Today

//Did you know the male platypus has sacks of venom?
//I once wrote a song called the fighting Walri... Walri isn't correct but platypi is... Technically, even though //there's red lines underneath it. I looked it up once.

I like this a lot. If you don't mind I'm going to put it to some music.