A not-to-be-taken seriously song about, quite obviously, Ninjas.  This song is part of the ongoing saga of Pirates vs. Ninjas, and so follows "The Pirate Song" that I posted previously.  While I am a pirate, it's only fair to the Ninja community to write them a song.

Dedicated to Hattori Hanzo, the greatest Ninja ever (not the fool in Kill Bill).

Enjoy.

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In the faraway land of Japan,
lived a dark and deadly little man.
He stole through the night,
he killed samurai,
he defended the weak,
whispering, "Banzai"

He was a ninja,
The deadliest man in Japan.
He was a ninja,
against the iron-clad hand.
He was a ninja,
defended the weak and the poor.
He was a ninja,
he never ever used the door.

In the day he was fishing man,
where he always had smelly hands.
And though he liked to visit
sake bars,
it never killed his skills
with shooting stars.

He was a ninja,
The deadliest man in Japan.
He was a ninja,
against the iron-clad hand.
He was a ninja,
defended the weak and the poor.
He was a ninja,
he never ever used the door.

One dark night he was clad in black,
he was hired to assassinate Samurai Jack.
Jack was drunk,
he was lying in bed.
So our little ninja man
came and hit him on the head.

He was a ninja,
The deadliest man in Japan.
He was a ninja,
against the iron-clad hand.
He was a ninja,
defended the weak and the poor.
He was a ninja,
he never ever used the door.

Hell to the YES! ninjas RULE! Sorry there, Pirate..  "He never ever used the door"! AWESOME!!  This little diddy needs a tune, my man!

dude!!!!!!! I was totally excited
when my friend called and told me
of the sequel to the pirate song!!!!
I got on here as quik as I could
this song!!!!!ROX!!!!!!!!!!!
i agree with minds!!!!!this needs a
tune.... 
Strike up a duce for the ninjas!!!!

oh yea and by the way KILL BILL ROX!!!!!!!
Hatori Hanzo would be proud!!!

Hahaha, thanks guys.  Music and melody is already done, just gotta find equipment to record it.