#1March 24th, 2007 · 03:54 PM
64 threads / 13 songs
669 posts
United States of America
The Pirate Song
A not-to-be-taken seriously song about the fact that I want to be a pirate.  I should mention that this song is part of the ongoing saga of Pirates vs. Ninjas, and so you should expect a "The Ninja Song" pretty soon.

The music for this that I wrote is kind of boring, but I think I've got someone to do the music already.  If for some strange reason you actually want to play along to this song, it works nicely over and A E G D chord progression.  I make up the melody each time I play it.

Dedicated to Bob Saget.

Enjoy.

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If I were a pirate, I'd wear an eye patch.
I'd have a parrot on my shoulder; I'd sport a mustache.
I'd make my slaves clean the deck; I'd find a treasure chest.
And I'd retire to an island, and get my rest.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'll be a pirate, baby, oh yeah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'll be a pirate, baby, oh yeah.

If I were a pirate, I'd have a wooden leg.
I'd walk around my ship all day; hobble on the deck.
I'd find a seagull, and shoot it out the sky.
And then I'd smoke my pipe, and get real high.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'll be a pirate, baby, oh yeah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'll be a pirate, baby, oh yeah.

If I were a pirate, I'd sing songs all day.
I'd get drunk on a bottle of rum; I wouldn't know what to say.
I'd have my jolly roger, flying up high.
And I'd plunder and pillage, till the day I die.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'll be a pirate, baby, oh yeah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'll be a pirate, baby, oh yeah.
#2March 24th, 2007 · 05:50 PM
340 threads / 59 songs
4,344 posts
United Kingdom
Pirates
Not taken seriously, but enjoyed never the less, Cheers 
You'd have to conjure up some good funny sea-faring tune for this!

O! think a Jolly old welcome to the Jolly old bandAmp is in order too!

But watch out for Rodger! 
#3March 25th, 2007 · 06:13 PM
64 threads / 13 songs
669 posts
United States of America
Thank you sir!

I'm pretty sure it's Jolly Roger :P
#4March 25th, 2007 · 06:41 PM
117 threads / 88 songs
256 posts
United Kingdom
Arrrrrrrrr!!

Haha this reminds me of a guy I used to know who was convinced he was decended from pirates 
I love pirates I do!
#5April 4th, 2007 · 04:50 PM
50 threads
259 posts
United States of America
dude i second the i love pirates!!!! I wish i could b a pirate!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA   yea  i really cant w8 for the ninja song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
#6April 4th, 2007 · 11:51 PM
97 threads / 43 songs
500 posts
Australia
PIRATES SUCK!
Ninja's are MUCH better. I used to be a ninja, as a kid. But my parents put a stop to it after I threw ninja star at the teacher (it didn't hit her, just the blackboard next to her head...).

But seriously, this has quite a jolly feel to it, bring out the rest of the crew for the ensemble chorus and dance.
"I'd have my jolly rodger, flying up high"
Please tell me that's not...

Oh well, nicely written, I wonder what qwerks will come from the ninja's.

WB
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