ok here's the second one..

You're So Damn Ugly

(Chorus)
I'm so damn ulgy,

Not a blemish or a scar.

I'm so damn ugly,

I know I heard it on Nashville Star.

I went on the show about a month ago

to try and make my fame.

Got shot down in the very first round

and now the whole world knows my name.


(Chorus)
I'm so damn ulgy,

Not a blemish or a scar.

I'm so damn ugly,

I know I heard it on Nashville Star.