I've never been so lied to before
I got my sea monkeys from a thrift store
All my friends said they were like little fishy monkey fishes
But they never grew, no they never grew. (Its all because of you.)

Sea monkey. Sea monkey. Ooooh oooh.

All my life all I ever wanted to be
Was to be best friends with a monkey of the sea
But then came a pretentious man wearing a scarf
He said, "Boy, sea monkeys are the world's greatest art!"

Sea monkey. Sea monkey. ooooh oooh.

No they never grew, no they never grew
And I said, "you there, pretentious scarf man!
"Give me back my childhood
"Give me back my precious dreams
"Put the monkeys back in the sea"

And now I'm older I bought a tank of sea monkeys
But then I spilled it so they live in my carpet

Sea monkey. Sea monkey. Ooooh oooh

again I like this one, sea monkey life stories, quite comical and entertaining. Never trust a pretentious man wearing a scarf!

It starts off as a song and goes really well, then it becomes one of your sketches and goes aaaaahhaa!
What happened to the last verse .... if feels like it's been rushed to an end ... while there's still loads of story in the old Sea Monkey

No way is this finished ....

how right you are kings I actually made these for a video I'm going to do once I record the song, and there is a further story to it unrevealed amongst these lyrics