This is a parody of Black Sabbaths "Iron Man". This is my best parody, I think

I'm not Iron Maid!

Has she lost her broom
can't she see the dust in that room
can she clean at all?
or if she tries will she fall

Why is she lying in bed?
has she thought to clean our den?
We'll just not pay her
the 500 bucks that was hers

She tried to clean
with a huge magnetic ring
that was twice her size
she never tried it one more time

Nobody hires her
now she's mad at the world
Making her "Lysol"
That she will not soon use

Now the time is near
for iron maid to spread germs
sneezing all over the place
Gives a cold to the human race

no-one wants her
'cuase she dosn't disinfect
no-one helps her
now she makes them sick

Heavy broom of straw
fills her victims full of awe
cleaning as fast as she can
IRON MAID CLEANS AGAIN!

hahahahahahaha...I'd like to hear this actually put to music 

I will once our drummer gets together with the whole band. When it's finished I'll post it on the Audio Reveiw and the battle.

very funny ! Creative...