This is by my friend Colin Jones to which I'm going to write music to;
We was thinking of putting some TV catch phrases in. Real loops form the TV, movie, soap...anything related to TV.

Can you suggest ones in your country, please send a link or email to me:

Here are the lyrics:

I don’t care for gypsy weddings,
Or The apprentice to the Board, (UK & US - The Apprentice)
I don’t want to see big houses,
With price tags I can't afford.

I don’t want to cook those dishes,
Or eat live beetles for a bet, (Get me out of here - UK)
Or watch celebs changed into something,
That very soon we’ll all forget.

It’s just TV, it’s just TV,
It doesn’t care for you and me,
It’s just TV, its just TV,
And what they show is what you see.
Its just TV, Its just TV

I don’t care for ads disturbing,
Those very tense and hard nosed scenes,
Of dramas penned by people,
Who now we wish that we had been.

This land is full of upturned saucers,
And dishes pointing to the sky,
They glue us all onto our sofas
And watch us fade away to die.

It’s just TV, it’s just TV,
It doesn’t care for you and me,
It’s just TV, its just TV,
And what they show is what you see.
Its just TV, Its just TV

It's a good idea, completely agree with it. Well written, will try and find some youtube links or sound clips to use as loops for you!

I've posted up the song twice V1 ans 2
http://forum.bandamp.com/Audio_Review/8523.html
Cheers