Alright so another bluegrass tune that I haven't gotten around to recording yet. My roommate played me Ragged but Right by North Mississippi All-Stars (http://www.myspace.com/nmallstars) and I said this sort of 8-bar style would go great with the story-line to the film Snakes on a Plane. (I never saw it, had to read summaries but heads up, SPOILER ALERT!) So here it is, still a work in progress, if anyone can name any one syllable snake species (already used asps) that'd be really helpful. As always, taking suggestions, especially if anyone's actually seen the movie.

Flyin' into LAX
Well I damn near lost my mind.
Saved my soul but oh lord did it cost me.
Found my seat in row 3B
But I ain't never gonna be the same.
'Cause there's motherfucking snakes on this
motherfucking plane.

| G | C7 / G |
| G / A | D / D7 |
| G / G7 | B / Em |
| G / D | G |

Snakes on a plane
Snakes in your brain
Cobras, asps, and pythons
And they're mad, mad, mad.

And I hoped they'd soon be done
Once they'd eaten near everyone.
There's motherfucking snakes on this
motherfucking plane.

| C7 | G | A | D / Ddim / D7sus2 |
| G / G7 | C7 / G | G / D | G |

Now a cobra in wild
Well he's usually tame and mild
But these leis we got are filled with pheromones.
And our seven-fourty-seven
Well she's headed straight to heaven.
'Cause there's motherfucking snakes on this
motherfucking plane.

Snakes on a plane
Snakes in your brain
Boas and anacondas
And they're mad, mad, mad.

There's a snake there in the bath
That done ate that man's dick in half.
Them motherfucking snakes are mad and they're on this
plane.

Now I ain't no engineer
And I think that I know fear.
But cabin pressure ain't no children's game.
And the tarmacs coming fast
Yes I think we're bound to crash
'Cause there's motherfucking snakes on this
motherfucking plane.

Snakes on a plane
Snakes in your brain
There's garters and there's corn snakes
And they're mad, mad, mad.

And so it seems we're all alive
And Mr. Jones can testify.
That there's motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane.