Q: How can you tell if the stage is level
A: The drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth

Q: How do you make a guitarist slow down
A: tell him what chords to play

Q: How do you make a guitarist play quieter
A: Put a sheet of music in front of him

Q: How do you make a guitarist stop
A: Put notes on the sheet of music

Q: What's the difference between a violin and a viola
A: A viola burns longer

Q: How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?
A: He worked it out with a pencil

wait... that wasn't a musician joke... damn!

Whats the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

You only have to punch the information into a drum machine once.

Hear about the drummer who locked himself in his car?

It took an hour for the bass player to get him out.

hahah, ok cmon peeps... start new threads don't just reply, unless you're commenting on the jokes already made - lets make it diverse

unfortunately... the humor section never really set through... it's still here though.. hidden