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Wrote it after watching a "Sorbees(tm)" commercial. A mildly new form for me, with no singing and highly electronic instrumentation.
Lyrics:
Hurry up It's only avaialable for one week
One time only one day sale
One extraordinary opportunityYou'll find no better deal
In all the world Not even in yourselfYou'll see that sometimes
Even the poorest have enough wealth
You'll find a home You'll find a family
You'll find a dog You'll find a kid
You'll find them All for one small fee
Just a few quid
Buy a ticket on an airplane
And head up to the store
The American Superstore
You can buy More more
You can pay for it with credit
plastic, or a check
Just slide it through
And accrue some debt
Pay it tommorow!
Pay it next week!
Pay it any time but now!
Just put it in the shopping bag,
and it's yours to keep
Buy an Ipod Buy a car Buy useless Buy in bulk
Buy wasteful Buy ugly Buy sinless Buy soap
Buy handbags Buy shoes
Buy something you can't use
Buy french fries Buy milk
Buy hot dogs Buy Coke
Buy computers Buy Windows
Buy software Buy a Mac
Buy Britney Buy Miley
Buy Justin Buy Shaq
Buy a Company Buy Stock
Buy Employees Buy Land
Buy Captial Buy Principal
Buy the Government
Buy Iraq
But wait!
You haven't heard the best part!
Our products Are numerous
But that is just the start
We'll fix them We'll upgrade them
We'll patch them We'll recall them
It's all under warranty!
So its all for free*
You can get them in many colors Sizes and shapes
The only requirement Is the extra fee we'll take
Customization Integration
It's the new fad!
And you don't want to fall behind
Wouldn't that be bad?
Buy sex Buy alcohol
Buy violence Buy drugs
Buy tasteful Buy numbing
Buy crazy Buy dumb
Buy bullets Buy weapons
Buy lives Buy weed
Buy Mexicans Buy Indians
Buy Outsourced Buy creeds
Buy Gasoline Buy Coal
Buy Diamond Buy Gold
Buy Votes Buy Power
Buy Anger Buy a Boat
Buy Yes-men Buy Brokers
Buy Scapegoats Buy Congress
Buy Girlfriends Buy Boyfriends
Buy Neither Buy Both
If you call with in the next thirty minutes
We'll provide you With a limited time offer
Not only will you gain self-satisfaction
But happiness and a newfound
acceptance of the world and everything in it
Everything in it Including the system, the commercials
the shackles and the bonds So simply dial the number you see on your screen
And our product will be provided without anyone knowing You ever paid for it.
Buy Jesus Buy Allah
Buy Buddha Buy Thor
Buy hatred Buy prejudice
Buy brainwash Buy war
Buy water Buy magnets
Buy bullshitBuy more
Buy gambling Buy lotto
Buy whiskey Buy porn
Buy baseball Buy football
Buy ping-pong Buy sports
Buy insurance Buy warranties
Buy tax-breaks Buy a home
Buy prozac Buy morphine
Buy tylenol Buy salt
Buy a cellphone Buy a camera
Buy a television Buy it all
Lyrics:
Hurry up It's only avaialable for one week
One time only one day sale
One extraordinary opportunityYou'll find no better deal
In all the world Not even in yourselfYou'll see that sometimes
Even the poorest have enough wealth
You'll find a home You'll find a family
You'll find a dog You'll find a kid
You'll find them All for one small fee
Just a few quid
Buy a ticket on an airplane
And head up to the store
The American Superstore
You can buy More more
You can pay for it with credit
plastic, or a check
Just slide it through
And accrue some debt
Pay it tommorow!
Pay it next week!
Pay it any time but now!
Just put it in the shopping bag,
and it's yours to keep
Buy an Ipod Buy a car Buy useless Buy in bulk
Buy wasteful Buy ugly Buy sinless Buy soap
Buy handbags Buy shoes
Buy something you can't use
Buy french fries Buy milk
Buy hot dogs Buy Coke
Buy computers Buy Windows
Buy software Buy a Mac
Buy Britney Buy Miley
Buy Justin Buy Shaq
Buy a Company Buy Stock
Buy Employees Buy Land
Buy Captial Buy Principal
Buy the Government
Buy Iraq
But wait!
You haven't heard the best part!
Our products Are numerous
But that is just the start
We'll fix them We'll upgrade them
We'll patch them We'll recall them
It's all under warranty!
So its all for free*
You can get them in many colors Sizes and shapes
The only requirement Is the extra fee we'll take
Customization Integration
It's the new fad!
And you don't want to fall behind
Wouldn't that be bad?
Buy sex Buy alcohol
Buy violence Buy drugs
Buy tasteful Buy numbing
Buy crazy Buy dumb
Buy bullets Buy weapons
Buy lives Buy weed
Buy Mexicans Buy Indians
Buy Outsourced Buy creeds
Buy Gasoline Buy Coal
Buy Diamond Buy Gold
Buy Votes Buy Power
Buy Anger Buy a Boat
Buy Yes-men Buy Brokers
Buy Scapegoats Buy Congress
Buy Girlfriends Buy Boyfriends
Buy Neither Buy Both
If you call with in the next thirty minutes
We'll provide you With a limited time offer
Not only will you gain self-satisfaction
But happiness and a newfound
acceptance of the world and everything in it
Everything in it Including the system, the commercials
the shackles and the bonds So simply dial the number you see on your screen
And our product will be provided without anyone knowing You ever paid for it.
Buy Jesus Buy Allah
Buy Buddha Buy Thor
Buy hatred Buy prejudice
Buy brainwash Buy war
Buy water Buy magnets
Buy bullshitBuy more
Buy gambling Buy lotto
Buy whiskey Buy porn
Buy baseball Buy football
Buy ping-pong Buy sports
Buy insurance Buy warranties
Buy tax-breaks Buy a home
Buy prozac Buy morphine
Buy tylenol Buy salt
Buy a cellphone Buy a camera
Buy a television Buy it all
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Sugoi
awesome lyrics TOG 89 very well put together , in the world of ultra consumerism , so true.
Electronic sounds fit the intensity ,the chorus really kicks in > I love the list , now you've got my head spinning , mmmm buy lipstick buy shoes , buy time ,buy a les paul >>>>> most stimulating song , I think.
Reminded of the old john lennon song God.
I don't believe in magic , elvis , beatles , bible and etc
Thankyou for posting this ,and I like the sarcasm or irony in your voice .
Considering global market meltdown, today very appropriate.
awesome lyrics TOG 89 very well put together , in the world of ultra consumerism , so true.
Electronic sounds fit the intensity ,the chorus really kicks in > I love the list , now you've got my head spinning , mmmm buy lipstick buy shoes , buy time ,buy a les paul >>>>> most stimulating song , I think.
Reminded of the old john lennon song God.
I don't believe in magic , elvis , beatles , bible and etc
Thankyou for posting this ,and I like the sarcasm or irony in your voice .
Considering global market meltdown, today very appropriate.
Woah
I love this song. It's so full of sarcasm it makes it great :]
I love the lyrics.
I have no complaints what so ever. I enjoyed every single second of this :]
100 no doubt
Fantastic job!
I love this song. It's so full of sarcasm it makes it great :]
I love the
Sir Borris wrote…
"edgy"
I have no complaints what so ever. I enjoyed every single second of this :]
100 no doubt
Fantastic job!
Man this song really speaks what this world is all about today.
BUY IT ALL!!!
THe sarcasmishness in your voice really sends the message. The way the chorus elevates is just awesome.
98%
Put this in a battle!
(if it isnt already)
BUY IT ALL!!!
THe sarcasmishness in your voice really sends the message. The way the chorus elevates is just awesome.
98%
Put this in a battle!
(if it isnt already)
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