It usually takes awhile for me to respond. Is 10 years considered "fashionably" late? LoL! Actually I just stumbled on this and figured ... I'll answer and say - This tune is about a dude that gets dumped and is going through a nasty divorce. The original just had a guitar break in it, and then I had an idea - What if I stuck some effects in the background that reflect on what this guy hasn't been able to do all these years ... until his "ball and chain" upped and left. I started going through sound effect samples. At the time, I was doing jingles, call ID's and parody songs for a local radio station, so the samples were alphabetically stored in files and real easy to find. I gotta admit, as I added each sample to the cut, I laughed for quite awhile. They just fit really good. Almost like "Hey - I should have left you a long time ago. I'm having the time of my life. Listen to all of the things I did - Just tonight. I recorded them for you." I can't remember exactly what was there, but I think it started with a ping pong game, golf, bowling, and Galaga. It's been awhile.