This is the full version  of my earlier post. This was created using individual samples which I edited into what you hear. The scratching was a mother but I got it finally. This was a BLAST, living out a fantasy as a rapper.......... lmao. If you don't laugh you aint got no funny bone,I don't care who you are that's funny right there.Feel free to sing along! For those who are impatient the fun begins at 1 minute 8 secs.I don't know if this is battle worthy but this post has got me the most responses so I have entered it in the August battle.So like my fellow homie  P Diddy says.... VOTE OR DIE!


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                                                                         If you don't this cute wittle guy will get ya



Watch'n TV my tumbly gets rumbly                            
I stumbly fumbly run for the fridge
Not sure what me wants or what me
may need, I take a moment to think
HMMMMMMMMM
I feel a tap on my shoulder and I can
smell something sweet, the aroma
catches my attention, If your hungry
I got what ya need,  follow me around
the kitchen
Jelly,  Jelly in a my belly
Jelly,  Jelly in a my belly          
She slowly seduced me, I became
real  weak, she said I have a friend
He's  real sticky and has big nuts,
He's got a lovely tan
Jelly, Jelly in a my belly
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Skippy peanut butter n'jelly
Now I usually would say no but
her sweet nectar had me so........
we went real slow to the counter
As I began to splatter,  sweet nectar
on a platter,  I asked what's a matter
Her heart raced pitter patter,  your
going to eat me,  I said yum
Jelly,  Jelly in a my belly
Jelly,  Jelly in a my belly
Jelly, Jelly in a my belly
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Skippy peanut butter n'jelly
Busted a cap in the  mistress of the night
I growled and moaned to the very last bite
her death was untimly but she had to go
Now I got's to   run to my corner  store
ham and cheese they just don't cut it
havin a fire with a hole in your bucket
Sloppin  Jelly on  soother and Yo  I'll suck it
come on everybody    recite it

 Jelly,  Jelly in a my belly
 Jelly,  Jelly in a my belly

Now don't you think I forgot about skippy
4:20 on the clock, He starts to get lippy
Talkin all this shit I have  big nuts
So I silenced the bitch inside  my guts
Now all alone cause I killed my friends
I was only hungry it was never the plan
Self hunger I shouted as I took  the stand
Pounds  his gavel I'm a free man  sing it!

Jelly, Jelly in a my belly
Skippy peanut butter n'jelly
Jelly, Jelly in a my belly
Skippy peanut butter n'jelly

Dude this is too funny.  It reminded me of some of Adam Sandler's stuff he did on his CD's.  And I have to admit I am still singing "Jelly Jelly in my belly".  Now that is going to be stuck in my head all night.

omg that was the funniest thing I've heard in quite a while.

Reminds me of Adam Sandler actually.

Superb job!

...Hm anyone else got a craving for skippy?

Hahaha loved this!
Even though pb and j isn't really big over here.
I've never tried it, and I really want to now...

FUN!

Are you serious? How about some bangers and mash? Lol

Ty and PS You have a lovely voice.

Serious!

I just been to check, and we have "JAM" as its called here, and a tiny bit of peanut butter, but I don't know how long its been in there for...
And bangers and mash...eew.
Oh...and  THANKYOU!

LMAO

what a skruuuwwed up weird track this is! very entertaining...

and BTW you should wanna try dutch peanutbutter. its much better than the American version, really. trust me I know. American peanutbutter is no good, in comparison, and the peanutbutter/jelly combination, well what can I say -  - - lets not critique the american culture here I think

me I prefer a sandwich with a thick layer of peanutbutter, mustard, cheese, mustard, and salami... and a little mustard on top...

Jam (or jelly) and cheese on a baguette right out the oven is delicious too (with a hint of sambal)

haha just nocied the lil' joe stuff at the end!

Are you pregnant Puppet? I think I'm going to be sick, however thank you for your comments.

OK THIS IS JUST THE BOMB DIGGITY...

                    Yo G, Check it..
 
        Da Jelly is like All that and a bag of frito's
                           Fashizzle
   Man you got mad skills on the turntables yo....
 
                         Yeah....

                            JimK

Ty all for embracing my  twisted comedic side. Ty for the responses.I have now entered this in the battle so watch out all you punk ass mutha............just kidding.

Endorsement from the comedic legend himself,ty Jim
Ps how would ya feel about doing a bassline for the poetry part? If it's  possible, I know it's all over the place.

yw... and - I don't think so... I didn't mention the use of pickles or whipped cream in there...

yum yum,
same to the idea: yum yum

Hmmmm - never could get the hang of peanut butter and jelly.... (yes, it should really be Jam - I agree PD!)
But then a cheese, ham, apple, and mayo sandwich does it for me!

Funny song btw