RSS Feed http://forum.bandamp.com/ admin@bandamp.com http://forum.bandamp.com/Humor/10010.html Q: How can you tell if the stage is level A: The drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth Q: How do you make a guitarist slow down A: tell him what chords to play Q: How do you make a guitarist play quieter A: Put a sheet of music in front of him Q: How do you make a guitarist stop A: Put notes on the sheet of music Q: What's the difference between a violin and a viola A: A viola burns longer Q: How did the mathematician deal with his constipation? A: He worked it out with a pencil wait... that wasn't a musician joke... damn! Wed, 05 Oct 2005 20:05:24 -0400 http://forum.bandamp.com/Humor/10216.html What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Dam Two cows in a field, one says "moo", the other goes "i was just about to say that Two muffins in an oven, one goes to the other "hi" the other says "ARGH, A TALKING MUFFIN!" What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being gang raped Did you hear about the blind circumcisionist? He got the sack Did you hear about the viagra burglary at the local pharmacist? Police are looking for a hardened criminal Two men on a motorbike, how do you know which one's gay? It's the one with the brown helmet (if you're American you may not get this next one, it's mainly for british people) An eskimo in Wales breaks down in his car, and calls the emergency repair man. The guy comes, has a look at the engine and says, "I think you've blown a seal". The eskimo then replies, "well at least i don't bum sheep!" Mon, 10 Oct 2005 14:09:57 -0400